Thursday, February 09, 2012
Collections
I wish I was a collector.
I see people on tv who have amazing collections of movie memorabilia, or
comic books, or mcdonalds glasses and I think how cool it is for them to have
assembled this group of objects all dedicated to a single topic. Me, I never warmed up to anything enough to
become a real collector, the kind who goes to trade shows and winds up on
A&E.
There was a kid in my neighborhood when I was 12 who went
around buying up everyone’s comic books for a dime. We only paid 12 cents for them so we thought
this was a really good deal. He used his
bar mitzvah money to buy a vintage 1940s Captain America for $20. We thought he was stupid. I understand that by the time he was 30 his
collection was worth over $100,000. A
law school friend of mine started buying wine as soon as he turned 21. When I went to visit him in 1997 he said his
wine collection was insured for $100,000.
I saved a few things in my time, but nothing is worth
much. Mostly I collected books, which
have become relics of another era, and really not worth very much. Maybe in the distant future they will become
rare and valuable. I never thought about
collecting first editions because they are so expensive, but if I had the money
I would do that. (By the way, I did not win the Powerball, so no shark boat.
Bummer.) I respect people who have made
a dedicated effort to become true connoisseurs of any topic. Here are some of the collections I wish I had
gotten in on:
·
Coca-cola merchandise. Coke is my favorite drink, and they have put
out some very nice merchandise through the years. I usually visit the Coke store when I am in
Las Vegas. Apparently there are people
who collect unopened Coke bottles. Maybe
they are aging them like fine wine and plan to sit around debating the merits
of a 79 Classic versus a 95 Diet.
·
Some guy in Argentina has the largest collection
of Beatles memorabilia. Who doesn’t like
the Beatles? That would have been cool
stuff to collect. (Can you believe John Lennon condoms?)
·
Baseball memorabilia. I never got into
collecting and now I wish I had. I remember in the 90s seeing game-worn Cubs jerseys
for $100. But by the time I realized
that memorabilia collecting was lucrative it was too late. I have hundreds of game programs but there is
no market for those things.
·
Movie posters.
The old ones were really artistic and each one brings back the memory of
the movie. I had a “Close Encounters of
the Third Kind” poster once, but somewhere in all my moves it got lost or
destroyed. My brother has some signed
movie posters from baseball movies like “Bull Durham” which is pretty
cool. The lobby posters are big and
really bring me back.
·
Completed Lego sets. A guy in Arizona has over 1200 completed Lego
sets. I know where he goes when he is in
New York—there is a Lego store at Rockefeller Center.
·
Board games.
For a while I wanted to start collecting all the different Monopoly
games, but there are so many I realized that would be really expensive. Have you seen all of them? Baseball teams have their own game; the
Simpsons, international versions. They
have versions for Klingons, Scooby-Do, and I Love Lucy. A San Francisco artists created a $2 million
game with a gold board and dice. An
original round version made by the creator of Monopoly sold for $150,000 a year
ago. Collecting these would be fun.
Some collections are just strange
though. Here are a few I want nothing to
do with.
·
Largest collection of sick bags. Yeah the ones
from the airlines. A guy in Holland has
6,000 of them. Just thinking about this
collection makes me want to use one.
·
Largest collection of crab memorabilia. How can anyone want so many representations of
something which is wet, slimy, and best served with cocktail sauce? I feel somewhat the same about the largest collection of cow-related items. I would
like to collect perhaps the items related to the best use of cows, like
McDonalds items.
·
Largest napkin collection. Why?
Is she that sloppy an eater?
·
Largest business card collection. Over 900,000. I doubt he is going to call all
of them back.
·
Largest collection of brains. They are displayed in slices. Eeeew.
But like most of us, I have wasted my money on things like
airplane tickets, baseball games, and college tuition.
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